Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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