Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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