Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Never underestimate the power of titties
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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