is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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