...so i touched it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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