And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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