Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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