i don't like sucking hair
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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