you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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