Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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