im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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