i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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