I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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