Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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