fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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