Non-Jews are for practice
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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