it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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