Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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