I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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