I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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