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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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