Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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