Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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