I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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