Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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