just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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