I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Randomize