We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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