i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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