It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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