just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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