i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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