Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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