So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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