I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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