Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Damn victory sex feels great
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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