it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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