my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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