There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so let's talk penis.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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