I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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