No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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