That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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