I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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