Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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