I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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