What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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