we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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