things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
you never un-have a 4some
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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