4 words: hood of his car
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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