So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
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It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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